If you’re not following Sabella Shake on Instagram yet, you should probably go and do yourself a favor and get on that, because the girl is wildly hot.
Turns out Sabella was so hot this weekend while at Coachella that she even took part in a sexy water gun fight, meaning she was squirting a gun while in a very sexy bikini—is there really anything hotter than that?
Don’t answer that and just peep for yourself, because I’m sure you won’t disagree.
There’s always so much to love about Nina Agdal, isn’t there? In addition to her smokin’ bod and sexy looks, Nina’s cool AF, even stopping by our offices once while WEARING A SHAVING CREAM BIKINI and giving our very own Matt Keohan some Tinder advice.
While Nina’s proven to be one of our favorite ladies for all the right reasons, she may have just outdone herself with her most recent Instagram post, as she showed off her flawless bikini body while working out.
I’m basically speechless at this point, because Nina Agdal can’t do a single thing wrong in my book.
I can’t remember when it was or how it happened, but there was a day a couple of years ago where the Instagram gods led me to sexy surfer chick Ellie-Jean Coffey‘s account. And ever since then, she has been one of my favorite follows ever.
And these latest bikini pics of Ellie-Jean prove why.
Ellie-Jean Coffey’s job is to wear a bikini and shred it on a board, but she’s one of the hottest ladies in sports, so I’m pretty amped that sh’se decided to show-off the goods.
A few weeks ago Iskra Lawrence blew up the Internet (again) when she shut down a troll with a glorious snack-themed photoshoot. In the weeks since, she’s continued to explode on Instagram, lighting up her 1.7 million Instagram followers with a set of wonderful bikini pics.
Just thought you guys might want to take a couple seconds to enjoy it. You have to love how positive she keeps it:
We’ve all been “that guy” at the gym who gets caught by a hot chick that we’re checking out, so it’s always nice when the girl says screw it and just flaunts her good stuff without caring much about our reaction.
That’s why you’ve got to love WWE Diva Mandy Rose, because she’s posting hot pics of herself during and after a workout, making me wish we were pumping some iron with her instead of just looking at it on our phones.
Hey, a boy can dream, right?!?
If you haven’t heard of the extremely curvy Ines Helene before, what in the hell is the matter with you, bro? Like, seriously, the girl is as bangin’ as anyone I’ve seen in the past year or so, which is probably why I’ve written about her before.
Since Ines knows how to wow us, I figured I’d give her some more love today, because she just tossed shade towards some IG person who reported a previous post of hers. And because she did so by taking a short vid of her amazing butt, we all win!
I’m absolutely speechless, so here’s more of Ines to occupy your time.
It’s no secret that we really enjoy the sexy looks of WWE diva Eva Marie, who we’ve written about plenty of times in the past. After seeing another incredibly sexy pic of her from last night, we just couldn’t help but give you more of the firey redhead.
Nearly spilling out of her dress, Eva trusted the strength of one little button on her jacket to keep from having a serious wardrobe malfunction. That take some guts, so good for her.
Always the stunner, here’s to Eva Marie doing more sexy things as the warmer weather rolls in for the summer.
Just taking one look at Pia Muehlenbeck it’s apparent that she could make quite the living being a professional model. I’m not talent agent, but I have 20/10 vision, and I’d venture to guess that there isn’t a modeling agency on the planet with standards that Pia doesn’t pass with flying colors.
That’s why it’s mind-boggling to learn that just over a year ago, the German native was on the fast track to becoming a lawyer–one of the most strenuous, mundane jobs one can choose. Not the first profession that comes to mind for a girl who could probably turn Elton John straight.
Fast forward to today, Pia ditched the corporate machine to focus on modeling and blogging, amassing huge successes in both areas. Pia has an Instagram following of 1.2 million, her own luxury sportswear line, and is a market editor for fashion news site Grazia.
She is flawless. (Works Cited: Below).
I think I need to bury my computer in rice because I just drooled all over my keyboard. Good Lord.
If you’re unfamiliar with Alexis Ren, I’m sorry for your loss. We posted about her last year after she and her boyfriend (I know, fuck) made an incredible video about their travels together around the world. Check it out HERE, it will make you want to get a super hot girlfriend, earn a bunch of money you don’t currently have, and travel around the world, happy as a fucking clam. Easy as pie, right? If only…
Here are three pictures to give you bros a visual on the kind of smoke pistol we’re dealing with here.
AANNND we’ll throw in one bonus video for good measure.
I know. I know. Take a minute.
Now look at Alexis dancing on a boat. Play it on loop like I did!
I’ll take all of that.
Oh, and one last little life hack to pull a girl like Alexis–you have to grow the Chad Kroeger from Nickelback ramen noodle haircut.
A small price to pay, in my valuable opinion.
[h/t Busted Coverage]
Scottie Pippen may have six NBA titles to his credit, but his biggest victory came when he snagged his wife Larsa to stay by his side for, hopefully, the rest of his damn life.
An absolute stunner who I’ve written about before for being such a hottie, Larsa seems like she’s really enjoying the warmer weather these days, posting a bunch of sexy pics to Instagram of her in bikinis and very little clothing.
Looks like she’s having fun no matter where she’s at—which, in turn, makes us happy, too!
Lindsey Pelas, Instagram
Lindsey Pelas turned 25 years old today. Did you get her a gift? Neither did I. Lindsey and I decided we aren’t doing gifts this year. Maybe we’ll just stay in and cook dinner and throw on a movie we both have already seen before so we can slap skins in the middle without missing a beat. I don’t know, still gotta iron out plans with Lindsey.
Anyway, Lindsey took to Twitter today to thank her 245,000 Twitter followers for the birthday wishes, all while showcasing her 30H chesticles. 30-H. That’s not a cup, those are parachutes. Lindsey’s shirt didn’t stand a chance.
Feeling the birthday love! Thank you guys
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— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) May 19, 2016
Pre birthday relaxation
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— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) May 18, 2016
@LindseyPelas Happy early birthday to the Queen of Snapchat and my #WCW
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— Jay M. (@Jmosco230) May 18, 2016
Happy Birthday Babe! @LindseyPelas
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— Michael Dominguez (@DOM_DMNDB) May 19, 2016
Is there any more distinctive gender quality than the difference between how men and women handle their own birthdays? I had to be reminded of my birthday last year while every girl I know honors their day of birth over a 30-day ego stroke they call their ‘birthday month.’ They can’t stop calling attention to it but when you ask how old they are, they get pissy because it’s rude to ask a girls age or something. Chicks, man. Chicks.
I don’t know, maybe I’m just hating. Which in that case…
I'd tell haters to kiss my ass, but they'd probably like it too much
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— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) April 3, 2016
Not lyin.
My good friend here at BroBible Douglas Charles wrote about how incredibly sexy Paige VanZant looks in a bikini just a couple of weeks ago, but Paige didn’t want to be typecast in just a swimsuit, so she figured a little lingerie pic would be the way to go.
It’s a good thing I follow the UFC fighter and Dancing With the Stars finalist on Instagram, then, otherwise I would’ve missed out on this heat!
Look, I’ve never watched a single second of DWTS, but if Paige is looking this good on there, it might be time for me to start DVRing this season.
I’d like to thank the never unsexy Kara Del Toro for taking the time to snap some pics of herself in a bikini this weekend, because my Monday has just been made 100 percent better after seeing what she posted.
There are few ladies on earth who’s more scorching hot than Kara—we would know, we’ve written about her plenty of times in the past—so good for her to flaunt what the good lord gave her again and again.
The weather’s getting nicer—which means there’s plenty of golf to be played—so I wonder what it would take for me to play a round with the sexiest golfer on the planet, Elise Lobb?
Lobb, who’s a 21-year-old former Miss Daytona Beach, has been mentioned by us before for having the hottest swing in the game, but she just keeps giving us more and more to talk about with some outrageous pics of herself on IG.
While she loves playing golf, it seems that Elise is focusing on trying to become a commentator for the Golf Channel—which would totally be cool with us, via Golf Babes:
“I am currently considering going back to play collegiate golf because I have realized golf is a part of who I am,” Elise told us. “If everything works out I would love to finish my college career playing golf and eventually working for the Golf Channel.”
On the course, off the course, it doesn’t matter, we’d happily meet Elise Lobb at the 19th Green.
As incredibly sexy as Kylie Jenner is—and, trust, she’s a total smokeshow—rapper Tyga isn’t doing too badly for himself with the new chick who he’s rumored to be dating, lingerie model Demi Rose Mawby.
Built like a freakin’ goddess, we’ve talked about Demi Rose a couple of times before, but she seems to be going all in on her Instagram lately, because homegirl has been posting some mind-blowing pics that have probably left Tyga forget what’s her name.
Keep this up and the Internet might really break, Demi!
Yesterday we posted the above video of Callie Bundy, a sizzling hot fitness model who can also hit you on a slant route in double coverage. A true double-headed monster. The comment section of the post went bonkers, which leads me to believe that an extra helping of Callie would do everyone good. Especially since it’s an unwritten rule that no one does shit at work the week after Memorial Day weekend. Close out the Excel sheet bruh. Go sit on the toilet until your legs fall asleep.
[h/t Callie Bundy IG]
Back in April, Lindsey Pelas won the Internet’s heart forever when she put her asshole trolls on blast with a “kiss-my-ass” butt pic. Today she’s more or less doing the same thing — putting the haters in place. After hosting one of the most lit pool parties in Vegas yesterday at Sapphire Day Club (…it’s a pool attached to a strip club, FYI), a group of trolls ganged up on Pelas for taking such an easy endorsement job.
Pelas wound up and pitched straight heaters reminding these assholes that, yes, they are assholes. Her points are solid ones in defense of how Instagram models monetize their personal brand: Someone making a little cheddar off their massive reach and celebrity doesn’t make them a whore — It makes them a smart, savvy capitalist.
All about that hustle, baby.
@MissCarlyLauren exactly! It's crazy, a dog filter, an add for weight loss tea. Somehow all relates to a woman's promiscuity! Lol
— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) June 5, 2016
I just wish it wasn't such an attractive option to stomp on women all the time. We are trying our best, too
— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) June 5, 2016
But anyway. Ill be drinking my detox tea, poolside, with the dog filter on today. Hurting nothing but your feelings.
— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) June 5, 2016
Tell ’em, Lindsey! You’re building that castle in the sky while all those complaining mouthbreathers are slumming it at their sorry minimum wage jobs. In the immortal words of Notorious B.I.G.
Ah, yes, Stefanie Knight, always one of my personal favorite ladies to write about—and, obviously, stare at.
Stefanie, who we’ve written about on several occasions in the past year or so, was named Miss June 2016 for Playboy Mexico, meaning she’ll be gracing the pages wearing next-to-nothing and looking damn good while doing it.
But that’s not the only place she’s showing off her insane sexiness, because Stef’s all about some Instagram love, as she’s been busy posting bikini pics of herself to remind everyone that she’s a stone cold stunner!
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Charlotte McKinney aka ““next Kate Upton” aka “future Baywatch movie actress” aka “my next girlfriend” continues to amaze. The 22-year-old Florida native showed off her flawless bod in a photoshoot on a beach in Mexico, choosing a bikini that must’ve come from her more petite high school days. I can assure you that when I put on my letterman jacket from high school and stroll around the mall, I do not look as hot as Charlotte. I know you were wondering.
You may want to lock your door or make sure your roommates aren’t home.
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Victor Chavez/Getty Images for ME Cabo
Summer might not officially be here yet, bros, but model Anna Vyacheslavovna is already celebrating the warmer weather—and it’s making me really happy, because she’s posting sexy things to her Instagram.
One of my all-time favorites, Anna has given a few handbra teases to go with her standard, sizzling bikini shots. Yeah, it’s summer in her book—and we should all be glad for that.
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